Ahoy, Mateys!! Ye'd best be talkin' like a pirate today, else ye'll be walkin' the plank!
Happy Talk like a Pirate Day!
My pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!